This Lilo & Stitch Theory Is So Crazy It's Genius

Basically, the theory is that Lilo and Nani's parents were actually in the CIA and Cobra Bubbles (shown above) was a close friend and coworker, and he promised to look after the kids upon the passing of Lilo's mom and dad. 

The evidence listed by kapu_koa, which is just based on the first movie and not the sequels or TV show, is pretty solid. First of all, doesn't he just look like a badass CIA agent? As for why he's now wrapped up with the kids, that can easily be explained:

"In the movie, when the Galactic Council comes to collect Stitch, the leader mentions she recognized the social worker Cobra Bubbles. He then tells her he was with the CIA at Roswell. Now, we're led to believe a CIA agent who was involved in alien contact just walked away to become a social worker? I think not. Not without a damn good reason."

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